"Once upon a midnight dreary....come rest your weak and weary....at the Nekro Noir Cafe."
- Mattie Morgana

All wandering souls can find us on - Dynamis|Marilith - in the Mist. [Ward 26, Plot 1]
(Our official new location!)

Saturdays: 8:00 - 10:00 PM EST

Here, at the Nekro Noir Cafe, we are a SFW Casual RP Venue. Our cafe is designed to give players - new, old, and returning - a chance to try out an RP venue just to see if they enjoy the roleplay aspect of FFXIV. We humbly ask our guests to please keep any suggestive/indecent scenarios are kept in whispers.We are not opposed to fun, flirty banter or a quick kiss on the cheek! Any guest will receive a polite verbal warning if they start a NSFW scenario. In the event they continue after our warning, we will remove them from the premises.If roleplaying is not your style or you wish to take a break, our lobby area is AFK friendly.

Please leave your weapons and minions at the door. Thank You!

Please meet the wonderful staff of the Nekro Noir Cafe.

Marie Rillemont
> Waitress <

Hailing from Golem, Marie showed great enthusiasm when applying to the Nekro Noir Cafe. She is happy go lucky Viera who is eager to learn new skills and is always improving! She is usually serving guests their food. If you need to order and can't find her: Look for purple hair and purple Viera ears!

Ophilia Olarious
> Bartender <

Taken under the wing of Yidua Zel, Ophilia works at the bar alongside Chiaki Tachibana when the cafe is busy with guests. She also has ties to a Roegadyn resistance. She makes sure no Roegadyn worker/guest are subjected to botanical torture. When she's not bartending, she likes to play pranks on Yidua by changing her appearance.

Layfon Cat
> Bard & Dancer <

When the weather is just right, and you find yourself at the cafe.....you may see Layfon Cat! Performing music on stage or dancing on tables are Layfon's many specialties. If you're lucky, you might catch one of her shows!

Popo Crow
> Waitress & Shouter <

You've probably seen Popo around the city states shouting! A kind and beautiful soul who traveled from another star and settled down in Marilith to work at the cafe! When Popo is not shouting, you can find her as a waitress in the cafe! You can also find her at the bar playing the Grim Reaper Gamba Challenge.

Rumble Mc
> Bartender & Sous Chef <

Rumble is the twin brother of Frenzy Mc. If you see a Lalafell wandering in and out of the kitchen with purple hair, that's him! On occasion, you find him upstairs handling the drinks! I encourage you to chat him up. He has some very interesting things to say! Do NOT insult his brother.

Chiaki Tachibana
> Bartender & Shouter <

Hailing from the Far East, Chiaki has bartending skills that will you find nowhere else in Eorzea! You can find him behind the bar serving drinks to our guests as he learns the Eorzean tongue. Ask him about the Grim Reaper Gamba Challenge if you're up for a game of chance!

M'isha Tia
> Waitress, Bartender, & Bard <

M'isha Tia is considered to be a mischevious staff member. There's no telling what she will do! An outgoing waitress and bartender who has her eyes set on a handsome patron who comes in from time to time. Be sure to stop by when she performs on stage! (Currently, she's off visiting another star - she will return!)

Azalea Greystone
> Waitress & Bard <

Hailing from Maduin, Azalea travels to Marilith to help out in the Nekro Noir Cafe. You can find them serving guests most of the time. However, if you ever catch Azalea performing on stage, consider yourself blessed by the Twelve.

Jeffrey the Demon Wall
> Cafe Mascot <

Jeffrey was lovingly crafted by Blaire Web and given to Yidua Zel as a gift to the cafe. Since then, Jeffrey is taken well care of at the cafe. He watches over the guests as they dine and relax. In his honor, we have a dish called Jeffrey au Gratin. Anyone who orders this dish will gain Jeffrey's approval.

Frenzy Mc
> Head Chef <

Frenzy is the twin brother of Rumble Mc. If you see a Lalafell running around the kitchen (maybe setting something on fire), that's him! When he's not busy plating up food, you can find him at the window looking out to the guests. Don't be afraid to approach him! Do NOT insult his brother.

Yidua Zel
> Cafe Owner <

Not much can be said about the owner of the Nekro Noir Cafe.

Through the Hall of Fame, I express my gratitude to those who have outgrown and moved on from the Nekro Noir Cafe. I wish nothing but the best for them.

Freya Stormsiege
~ Chef & Bartender ~

Mattie Morgana
~ Server & Shouter ~

Valik Stormsiege
~ Bard ~

Kajira Ofgor
~ Bartender ~

Do you DARE try your luck? Then try your luck in the Grim Reaper Gamba Challenge!

Pick a Difficulty Mode. We offer five difficulty modes:
- Normal
- Hard
- Extreme
- Savage
- UltimateAfter choosing your difficulty, buy a shot of our homebrewed cocktail: The Grim Reaper!

If you're feeling extra lucky, you should try our Grim Reaper Gamba Challenge on the Ultimate Difficulty Mode! It's all or nothing.

To learn more about the Grim Reaper Gamba Challenge, please ask the bartender!Credits To:
Ophilia Olarious - The Inventor of the Game
Chiaki Tachibana - The Creator of the Rules

Greetings. You found our highly classified Decepticon Menu. To order from this menu, send a tell to your server. Any orders made in say chat will be met with fake confusion and denial of said menu item existing.

Menu Created by: Soundwave
Cybertronian to Eorzean Translations by: Yidua Zel

- MAIN COURSES -

Scrapheap Stew
> 10,000 Gil <

Death to any Junkion that works alongside the Autobots. Let this stew be a warning - if we catch you working with Scrapheap, you will be boiled alive in molten lava. A method quite similar to the cooking method for this stew. Chunks of dzo tenderloin are boiled in a thick underground spring water broth along with upland wheat flour, russet popoto, night pepper, and Gyr Abanian carrots.

Glory be Megatron
> 10,000 Gil <

Food was scarce for bots who worked in the mines on Cybertron. A miner, D-16, created a dish made of energon crumbs which we recreated into a dish for organics. Eblan lentils, perilla oil, Gridanian chestnut, and night pepper make up this dish. Peppermint is used as a contrast and tastes similar to energon. This dish is named after said miner - he now calls himself Megatron.

Matrix Minis
> 10,000 Gil <

To rule Cybertron, bots chosen by Primus were given the Matrix of Leadership. Recently, I have found a dish in the Far East that is spherical in shape - much like the core of the Matrix of Leadership. Using Gyr Abanian flour, usuginu octopus, green leeks, gagana eggs, and cottonseed oil - I make this dish to boost morale on the Nemesis but also establish relationships with the organics of this planet. A secret recipe broth is used for its complex but delicious flavor.

- BEVERAGES -

Shockwave Shot
> 10,000 Gil <

To honor the dark and twisted mind of our Decepticon scientist, we have created this alcoholic beverage that can only be served as a shot. The drink itself is made with purple carrots and pixie apples to give it a hint of sweetness. As for the liqueur - the moment it touches your tongue, you will feel a zap of electricity course through your body. Courtesy of Shockwave himself.

Synthetic Energon
> 10,000 Gil <

If you are unaware, energon is both the lifesource and sustenance of all bots. Then the war between Decepticons and Autobots caused a shortage of energon. To counter this, synthetic energon was made. To better suit organics, we diluted it with ambrosial water, sweetened it with palm sugar and garden beet sugar, and used thundermelons to give it flavor.

Devastator Iced Tea
> 10,000 Gil <

Similar to a Long Island Iced Tea, the Constructicons have created a drink that both matches their combined form - Devastator - and a drink that will absolutely demolish you. The tea was made with rooibos leaves. As for the variety of liqueur, Mixmaster refuses to divulge this information. Hook, Constructicon medic, recommends only ordering one glass of this certain beverage. Order at your own risk.

- DESSERTS -

Engex Ooze
> 10,000 Gil <

Engex: An alcholic beverage made of synthetic energon. This intoxicating drink was used in this gelatinous dessert to give it a bit of a kick for organics like you. Turali aloe, royal maple syrup, branchbearer fruit, mesquite beans, and ovibos milk were used to give this dessert a sweet and refreshing flavor.

Astrotrain Croissant
> 10,000 Gil <

Recently, Astrotrain - our transportation triple changer - has become infatuated with the arts of baking. After trial and error - and many sleepless nights - they created a delicious pastry made from highland flour. An almond based cream sauce is drizzled on top to give this pastry a subtle but sweet contrast.

Rumble Rock Candy
> 10,000 Gil <

Besides energon, there are food items we used to eat on Cybertron. A candy made from chrome and quartz was one of the many "snacks" that Rumble and Frenzy used to eat. Recently, Rumble has decided to make a candy made from beet sugar and honeydew honey. Rumble has also shaped this sweet treat into stars - similar to how the aforementioned Cybertronian candy was made back home. With my support and Frenzy's support, Rumble asked the owner of the Nekro Noir Cafe to place this item on the menu. She happily obliged. Any slander of this dessert will not only cause you to suffer a slow, painful death but you will answer to me - Soundwave.

If you enjoyed your time at the Nekro Noir Cafe or have plans to visit, why not join our Discord? Stay updated on the next cafe night or learn about special events we might have in the future!