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"Once upon a midnight dreary....come rest your weak and weary....at the Nekro Noir Cafe."
- Mattie Morgana

All wandering souls can find us on - Dynamis|Marilith - in the Mist. [Ward 26, Plot 1]
(Our official new location!)

Saturdays: 8:00 - 10:00 PM EST


Here, at the Nekro Noir Cafe, we are a SFW Casual RP Venue. Our cafe is designed to give players - new, old, and returning - a chance to try out an RP venue just to see if they enjoy the roleplay aspect of FFXIV. We humbly ask our guests to please keep any suggestive/indecent scenarios are kept in whispers.We are not opposed to fun, flirty banter or a quick kiss on the cheek! Any guest will receive a polite verbal warning if they start a NSFW scenario. In the event they continue after our warning, we will remove them from the premises.If roleplaying is not your style or you wish to take a break, our lobby area is AFK friendly.

Please leave your weapons and minions at the door. Thank You!



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Please meet the wonderful staff of the Nekro Noir Cafe.


Marie Rillemont
> Waitress <

Hailing from Golem, Marie showed great enthusiasm when applying to the Nekro Noir Cafe. She is happy go lucky Viera who is eager to learn new skills and is always improving! She is usually serving guests their food. If you need to order and can't find her: Look for purple hair and purple Viera ears!

Ophilia Olarious
> Bartender <

Taken under the wing of Yidua Zel, Ophilia works at the bar alongside Chiaki Tachibana when the cafe is busy with guests. She also has ties to a Roegadyn resistance. She makes sure no Roegadyn worker/guest are subjected to botanical torture. When she's not bartending, she likes to play pranks on Yidua by changing her appearance.

Layfon Cat
> Bard & Dancer <

When the weather is just right, and you find yourself at the cafe.....you may see Layfon Cat! Performing music on stage or dancing on tables are Layfon's many specialties. If you're lucky, you might catch one of his shows!

Popo Crow
> Waitress & Shouter <

You've probably seen Popo around the city states shouting! A kind and beautiful soul who traveled from another star and settled down in Marilith to work at the cafe! When Popo is not shouting, you can find her as a waitress in the cafe! You can also find her at the bar playing the Grim Reaper Gamba Challenge.

Rumble Mc
> Bartender & Sous Chef <

Rumble is the twin brother of Frenzy Mc. If you see a Lalafell wandering in and out of the kitchen with purple hair, that's him! On occasion, you find him upstairs handling the drinks! I encourage you to chat him up. He has some very interesting things to say! Do NOT insult his brother.

Chiaki Tachibana
> Bartender & Shouter <

Hailing from the Far East, Chiaki has bartending skills that will you find nowhere else in Eorzea! You can find him behind the bar serving drinks to our guests as he learns the Eorzean tongue. Ask him about the Grim Reaper Gamba Challenge if you're up for a game of chance!

M'isha Tia
> Waitress, Bartender, & Bard <

M'isha Tia is considered to be a mischevious staff member. There's no telling what she will do! An outgoing waitress and bartender who has her eyes set on a handsome patron who comes in from time to time. Be sure to stop by when she performs on stage! (Currently, she's off visiting another star - she will return!)

Azalea Greystone
> Waitress & Bard <

Hailing from Maduin, Azalea travels to Marilith to help out in the Nekro Noir Cafe. You can find them serving guests most of the time. However, if you ever catch Azalea performing on stage, consider yourself blessed by the Twelve.

Jeffrey the Demon Wall
> Cafe Mascot <

Jeffrey was lovingly crafted by Blaire Web and given to Yidua Zel as a gift to the cafe. Since then, Jeffrey is taken well care of at the cafe. He watches over the guests as they dine and relax. In his honor, we have a dish called Jeffrey au Gratin. Anyone who orders this dish will gain Jeffrey's approval.

Frenzy Mc
> Head Chef <

Frenzy is the twin brother of Rumble Mc. If you see a Lalafell running around the kitchen (maybe setting something on fire), that's him! When he's not busy plating up food, you can find him at the window looking out to the guests. Don't be afraid to approach him! Do NOT insult his brother.

Yidua Zel
> Cafe Owner <

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Not much can be said about the owner of the Nekro Noir Cafe.



Through the Hall of Fame, I express my gratitude to those who have outgrown and moved on from the Nekro Noir Cafe. I wish nothing but the best for them.

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Freya Stormsiege
~ Chef & Bartender ~

Mattie Morgana
~ Server & Shouter ~

Valik Stormsiege
~ Bard ~

Kajira Ofgor
~ Bartender ~



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Do you DARE try your luck? Then try your luck in the Grim Reaper Gamba Challenge!DISCLAIMER: Gamba is currently unavailable.


Pick a Difficulty Mode. We offer five difficulty modes:
- Normal
- Hard
- Extreme
- Savage
- Ultimate
After choosing your difficulty, buy a shot of our homebrewed cocktail: The Grim Reaper!

If you're feeling extra lucky, you should try our Grim Reaper Gamba Challenge on the Ultimate Difficulty Mode! It's all or nothing.


To learn more about the Grim Reaper Gamba Challenge, please ask the bartender!Credits To:
Ophilia Olarious - The Inventor of the Game
Chiaki Tachibana - The Creator of the Rules



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All guests receive a complimentary snack and beverage after placing an order.


~ NIGHTLY SPECIAL ~

Soundwave's Enlightened Pie
(Not a Dessert)
> 6000 Gil <

Recently, Soundwave, the father of Frenzy and Rumble, had returned from a long recon mission. To celebrate his return, Soundwave and his sons made a pie together! This hearty pastry dish is made with pulled antelope shank, mashed popotoes, diced wild onion, chopped Coerthan carrots, and black pepper for seasoning. To make the pie crust flaky, smooth butter was brushed on. Soundwave did most of the cooking. He did not trust Rumble or Frenzy in his kitchen despite the two boys not setting any fires recently. We hope you enjoy this savory and mouthwatering dish!


~ MAIN COURSES ~

Popoto au Jeffrey
> 5000 Gil <

A russet potato dish using upland wheat flour, steppe milk, cyclops onion, cream cheese, and a dash of night pepper. This dish is in honor of the Nekro Noir Cafe mascot: Jeffrey the Demon Wall.

The Unknown
> 5000 Gil <

This sandwich is perfect for those looking for a light snack! The meat is cooked cockatrice thigh - served on a toasted Kaiser roll with a spread of cream cheese. Currently, this dish has no name! Perhaps, you can name it!

The Cat Stack
> 5000 Gil <

These catnip-infused fluffy pancakes were made specifically for Layfon Cat - a longtime friend and amazing bard! However, we decided that we wanted our guests to also try these pancakes as well! Made with Dalamud popotoes, sunset wheat flour, nutmeg, table salt, and apkallu eggs - this dish is perfect for those looking for a light but also hearty meal! Mirror apple butter goes well with these pancakes!


~ BEVERAGES ~

Alcoholic Drinks

Witching Hour
> 4000 Gil <

Wine made of fermented lingonberries, garden beet sugar and birch syrup give the wine its trademarked sweetness. Lemonette and Galago mint is used as a contrast. Best served in a wine glass while communing with the spirits at 3 AM - the witching hour.

Spine Chill
> 4000 Gil <

An alcoholic slush drink made with fermented cloud bananas and Old World figs that were frozen, mashed, and mixed with yak milk. Try not to drink it all in one go or you will find yourself on the floor, knocked out.

The Grim Reaper
> 3000 Gil <

Our hombrewed cocktail that's so strong, we only offer shots. Buy a shot and earn a dice roll. Why the dice, you ask? Ask the bartender upstairs about the Grim Reaper Gamba Challenge. (This drink is only for Gamba.)

Non-Alcoholic Drinks

Triple Dirge Coffee
> 4000 Gil <

A dark roast coffee with heavy sweet cream, maple sugar and shaved cinnamon - this beverage carries a bite. If you plan to drink this, we suggest carrying three coins in your pocket: One for luck and two for safe passage while crossing the River Styx.

Omen Tea
> 4000 Gil <

A persimmon and Jhammel ginger tea that uses cinnamon for aroma and beet sugar for a hint of sweetness. Perfect for guests not looking for alcohol or for guests that plot the demise of their enemies.

Nightshade Tea
> 4000 Gil <

An herbal tea made of chamomile flowers and honey. Be wary! Too many cups and it's lights out for you! Don't be surprised if you wake up in the arms of Jeffrey the Demon Wall. Perfect for guests with insomnia.

~ Specialty Drinks & Packages ~

A Round for the House
> 100,000 Gil <

Feeling generous tonight? Buy a round for the house and we'll make sure every guest knows you were the one who bought them a drink!

Commander Starscream
(King Starscream - Liqueur Added)
> 7000 Gil <

This cocktail was made in the honor of a strange duskwight Elezen claiming to be from a distant planet called Cybertron. He also claims that he is king of Cybertron and leader of a powerful army called the.....Decepticons? Whatever the case, this stranger has left a lasting impression on the cafe. This cocktail is made with pixieberries, garden beet sugar, peppermint, underground spring water, and Coerthan tea leaves. If you can handle your liquor, we suggest ordering a: King Starscream!

The liqueur we add to the drink was graciously given to us by this stranger, just in case he ever has a rough week. (We checked the liquor for poison. It's safe.....it just glows in a bright pink color.


(Lord Starscream/Starscream-Tono: Sake Added)
> 7000 Gil <

Recently, a miscommunication happened between our waitress (Marie Rillemont) and our bartender (Chiaki Tachibana). A customer ordered a King Starscream but was instead ordered under a different name. Quick to improvise, Chiaki Tachibana decided to add sake to the drink. It was a hit! News of this improvised beverage reached the ears of our strange patron who we named this drink after. To say he was over the moon after learning of a third drink being named after him is an understatement. With his approval, he wishes for all the guests in the Nekro Noir Cafe to experience this beverage with a Far Eastern twist! Simply, order a: Lord Starscream/Starscream-Tono!

X Files Duo
(2 Drinks: Fox & Dana)
> 6000 Gil <

A tea package for two. Solving the mysteries of paranormal phenomena is a tall order for tea time.

Fox Mulder is a mulled Thanalan tea using a variety of spice and herbs including Pearl ginger, cloves, and cinammon. A tea so delicious, you might start believing in aliens.Dana Scully is a steeped buckwheat kernel tea boiled in Gyr Abanian mineral water with Thanalan tea leaves. This tea will help you stay grounded - reminding you that there is no such thing as aliens......maybe.


~ DESSERTS~

Tempest Tart
> 4000 Gil <

A sweet tart of blood currants boiled in gelatin, natron, and maple sugar. The tart is baked in a pie dough that's been coated with smooth butter. Always made fresh by our talented chef: Frenzy Mc.

Scream Cheese Donut
> 6000 Gil <

A deep fried donut made from Gyr Abanian flour and Reunion cheese topped with a rolanberry sour cream sauce. It's so good that if anyone tries to take it from you, all you can do is scream - or you've been possessed by a malovent spirit that somehow inhabited the donut. Whatever the case, we won't judge.

Blood Moon Cake
> 4000 Gil <

A sickly-sweet cheesecake made of rolanberry cheese, sweet cream, and honey lemon. The best time to eat this dessert is on a gloomy day all bundled up in layers of blankets.

Cheesy Fever Frenzy
> 6000 Gil <

This dessert made its first appearance as a Nightly Special. It did so well on its first day that we decided to place it on our permanent menu! A light and fragrant dessert made with cream cheese, night milk, and dodo eggs. Maple syrup gives this dish a subtle sweetness with sun lemon as a contrast!


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"Bah Weep Graaaagnah Wheep Ni Ni Bong!" We, the Autobots, come in peace. As a token of our goodwill, we have prepared a menu that should suit your tastes. We hope to one day change the minds of the Decepticons so that we can live in peace.


Menu Created by: Prowl
Cybertronian to Eorzean Translations by: Yidua Zel


- MAIN COURSES -

Optimus PRIME Burger
> 10,000 Gil <

When first coming to this planet, we heard many things about organic food. One of those things was a burger. Optimus - fascinated by the concept - created a burger for you to enjoy. This dish is made with butterbeef, dark rye flour for bread, alien onion, and iceberg lettuce. Optimus also used a potent spice to give this burger some kick. Whatever that means.

Crabjack Bomb
> 10,000 Gil <

We were hesitant to allow Wheeljack to submit a dish to the menu. However, we were all impressed when he showed us this seafood dish. Donning a dark red hue, this crab was cooked in a sauce made from blood tomatoes, frantoio oil, and jhammel ginger. Bumblebee claims that this dish is actually a bomb but so far - there is no sufficient proof of said claims.

Onion Drift
> 10,000 Gil <

Drift, a former Decepticon, wanted to show just how much he has changed as a mech. Learning from cooking shows and taking cooking lessons from Yidua Zel, he has submitted a baked onion soup. Using chicken stock, cyclops onions, volcanic rock salt, and Knight's bread - he slow cooked the broth for three days before adding the rest of the ingredients. After, he placed the pot into the oven with cream cheese added on top. It was baked until golden brown. He is eager to know your opinion of his dish.


- BEVERAGES -

Sunstreaker Swirl
> 10,000 Gil <

Sunstreaker is never allowed in the kitchen to cook again. Instead, he turned his attention to making beverages for organics. Blending branchbearer fruit, wild Ja Tiika bananas, palm sugar, and ovibos milk - he has created a sweet smoothie. Perfect for hot weather. Alcohol can be added to the drink if you want something stronger.

The Hot Rod
> 10,000 Gil <

Hot Rod was either jealous or inspired by Sunstreaker. Instead of a cold, refreshing smoothie - he skipped straight to the liquor. True to his name, he created a hot cider cocktail using golden apples, cinnamon, vanilla beans, pearl ginger, and cloves. However, he made his cocktail too strong. It can only be served in shot glasses. It is recommended to only have four shots.

Wheelie's Jumbo Jug
> 10,000 Gil <

This summary was written by Wheelie."Full of sweetness, lemons, loquats and more; This drink is a party galore! A perfect drink that fits in a jug, just don't spill it on the rug!"


- DESSERTS -

Smooth Jazz Brulee
> 10,000 Gil <

Jazz finds desserts to be more his style in terms of cooking. Using okeanis eggs, yak milk, and vanilla beans - he created an egg custard. He then poured birch syrup on top which he then heated up using one of Wheeljack's blowtorches. The syrup turned into a crispy shell that you can easily break with a spoon. This dessert is both crunchy and soft.

Wreck-gar Tart
> 10,000 Gil <

Our Junkion friend, Wreck-gar, had stopped by to visit us while we were making a menu for this night. Having watched multiple shows on organics and even owning a cook book - he had us in awe after preparing a rather tall dessert. Using highland flour to make a tart base, he whipped up sweet cream, maple sugar, and dark chestnuts into a light fluffy cake. Best served cold.

Grimlock's Waffles
> 10,000 Gil <

In the words of Grimlock:"Me Grimlock like waffles! Waffles are best food! Me Grimlock will NOT share waffles!"Grimlock, surprisingly, was able to make an edible batter that we helped him make into waffles. Strong flour, garden beet sugar, lemonette, lorikeet eggs, fermented butter, and cottonseed oil was used in the batter. No matter how many times Ratchet and I tried to explain to Grimlock that we could use his waffles for the menu, he would simply state that no one else can have his waffles. We didn't tell him that we wrote down the ingredients of his recipe so we could use it later. Don't tell him. Seriously, don't.



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Greetings. You found our highly classified Decepticon Menu. To order from this menu, send a tell to your server. Any public orders will be met with confusion and denial.


Menu Created by: Soundwave
Cybertronian to Eorzean Translations by: Yidua Zel


- MAIN COURSES -

Scrapheap Stew
> 10,000 Gil <

Death to any Junkion that works alongside the Autobots. Let this stew be a warning - if we catch you working with Scrapheap, you will be boiled alive in molten lava. A method quite similar to the cooking method for this stew. Chunks of dzo tenderloin are boiled in a thick underground spring water broth along with upland wheat flour, russet popoto, night pepper, and Gyr Abanian carrots.

Glory be Megatron
> 10,000 Gil <

Food was scarce for bots who worked in the mines on Cybertron. A miner, D-16, created a dish made of energon crumbs which we recreated into a dish for organics. Eblan lentils, perilla oil, Gridanian chestnut, and night pepper make up this dish. Peppermint is used as a contrast and tastes similar to energon. This dish is named after said miner - he now calls himself Megatron.

Matrix Minis
> 10,000 Gil <

To rule Cybertron, bots chosen by Primus were given the Matrix of Leadership. Recently, I have found a dish in the Far East that is spherical in shape - much like the core of the Matrix of Leadership. Using Gyr Abanian flour, usuginu octopus, green leeks, gagana eggs, and cottonseed oil - I make this dish to boost morale on the Nemesis but also establish relationships with the organics of this planet. A secret recipe broth is used for its complex but delicious flavor.


- BEVERAGES -

Shockwave Shot
> 10,000 Gil <

To honor the dark and twisted mind of our Decepticon scientist, we have created this alcoholic beverage that can only be served as a shot. The drink itself is made with purple carrots and pixie apples to give it a hint of sweetness. As for the liqueur - the moment it touches your tongue, you will feel a zap of electricity course through your body. Courtesy of Shockwave himself.

Synthetic Energon
> 10,000 Gil <

If you are unaware, energon is both the lifesource and sustenance of all bots. Then the war between Decepticons and Autobots caused a shortage of energon. To counter this, synthetic energon was made. To better suit organics, we diluted it with ambrosial water, sweetened it with palm sugar and garden beet sugar, and used thundermelons to give it flavor.

Devastator Iced Tea
> 10,000 Gil <

Similar to a Long Island Iced Tea, the Constructicons have created a drink that both matches their combined form - Devastator - and a drink that will absolutely demolish you. The tea was made with rooibos leaves. As for the variety of liqueur, Mixmaster refuses to divulge this information. Hook, Constructicon medic, recommends only ordering one glass of this certain beverage. Order at your own risk.


- DESSERTS -

Engex Ooze
> 10,000 Gil <

Engex: An alcholic beverage made of synthetic energon. This intoxicating drink was used in this gelatinous dessert to give it a bit of a kick for organics like you. Turali aloe, royal maple syrup, branchbearer fruit, mesquite beans, and ovibos milk were used to give this dessert a sweet and refreshing flavor.

Astrotrain Croissant
> 10,000 Gil <

Recently, Astrotrain - our transportation triple changer - has become infatuated with the arts of baking. After trial and error - and many sleepless nights - they created a delicious pastry made from highland flour. An almond based cream sauce is drizzled on top to give this pastry a subtle but sweet contrast.

Rumble Rock Candy
> 10,000 Gil <

Besides energon, there are food items we used to eat on Cybertron. A candy made from chrome and quartz was one of the many "snacks" that Rumble and Frenzy used to eat. Recently, Rumble has decided to make a candy made from beet sugar and honeydew honey. Rumble has also shaped this sweet treat into stars - similar to how the aforementioned Cybertronian candy was made back home. With my support and Frenzy's support, Rumble asked the owner of the Nekro Noir Cafe to place this item on the menu. She happily obliged. Any slander of this dessert will not only cause you to suffer a slow, painful death but you will answer to me - Soundwave.



Revel in the ambience as you dine in candlelight of our floral gothic cafe.


The Grand Reopening - A House for the Cafe [May 19th, 2024]


Masquerade Noir - The Cafe's First Event [August 2nd, 2024]


Boo! - Halloween at the Cafe [October 26th, 2024]

Unfortunately, no photos were taken during this event. If you have pictures from this event and want to share, please join the cafe Discord and submit them in the gpose photo channel! Thank You!


'Tis the Season! - Christmas at the Cafe [December 14th, 2024]


Flowers Everywhere - Most Recent Nekro Noir Cafe [January 11, 2025]


And Now... - The Current Nekro Noir Cafe [February 22, 2025]

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